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        • Author's note
        • Introduction
        • All the Anthonys
        • Quite slim indeed
        • St Vitus's gospel
        • Santa and the Seed
        • Scoop it!
        • Face your dog
        • Ultimately and forever
        • Cold gold
        • Washed-up cat
        • Woodhouse walkies
        • Tanya talks Russian
        • Three famous, three high
        • Your brain's got it wrong
        • Nude bathing in Britain
        • Moral imagination
        • Oodnadatta Fats
        • How do you feel?
        • Master stroke
        • Someone shart JR
        • Idi in exile
        • Hrry Crpntr
        • Prospect
        • Borg's little bit extra
        • Big-time Sue
        • There is no death
        • You tested the gyroscope?
        • A horse called Sanyo Music Centre
        • This false peace
        • Bottom of the sea
        • Bouquet of barbed haggis
        • Thank you, wow
        • Fast maggots
        • Donor kebab
        • Good lug
        • Very lovely salver
        • I am a tropical fish
        • Not psychic myself
        • Back in showbiz
        • Yes sir, that's my foetus
        • While the music lasts
        • Snow job
        • Mass in the crevasse
        • Ferry funny
        • Paint it yellow
        • The Colonels are nuts
        • Wedding announcement
        • Bovis and Basil
        • Whacky world of weather
        • Beastly to everybody
        • Actual flow
        • A man called insipid
        • Blinding white flash
        • Borgias on my mind
        • Dan's winning lob
        • Ernest Hemingway Schopenhauer
        • Forbidden kiss
        • Guardians of party orthodoxy
        • Hail Columbia!
        • Heavenly pink light
        • Ho ho!
        • Hot pistils
        • Idealogical intervention, man
        • Lindi's built-in barbecue
        • Make mine Minder
        • Man of Marshmallow
        • Midwinter night's dream
        • More Borgias
        • No kidding
        • Nobody understands all
        • Rebarbative reverberations
        • Rumpole recollects
        • Signals from the void
        • Speer checks out
        • Spirit of Bishop's Stortford
        • Steve doesn't smoke
        • Stop treading on the rug!
        • Terms of reference
        • The Bagwash speaks
        • Them again
        • Three dots for suspense
        • Two goals down
        • Wedding of the century
        • One last look
    • Other Non-Fiction

Humanity will surpass the first dirigibles as it has surpassed the first locomotives. It will surpass M. Santos-Dumont as it has surpassed Stephenson. After telephotography it will continually invent graphies and scopes and phones, all of which will be tele and one will be able to go around the earth in less than no time. But it will always be only the temporal earth. And it will even be possible to burrow inside the earth and pierce it through as I do this ball of clay. But it will always be the carnal earth.

—Charles Péguy in 1907

As in previous collections, to avoid repetition I have cut individual columns severely and left many out altogether. But certain themes, such as the Barbara Woodhouse phenomenon and the remarkable behaviour of John McEnroe, recurred so hauntingly at the time that it would be a falsification to mention them only once. In the case of the Royal Wedding I have restored certain small cuts which had to be made for production reasons. The Wimbledon column for 5 July, 1981 went unpublished because of a strike and now appears in its proper place as part of the continuing story of Harry Carpenter’s elocution.

All the people at the Observer whom I thanked in the introduction to Visions Before Midnight I can only thank again now that my race is run, while adding a special acknowledgment to Deborah Shepherd at Jonathan Cape, who with such care for detail saw all three volumes through the press. To the task of criticising the critic, my wife has always brought scholarly precision as well as infinite patience, while my daughters grew increasingly valuable as an early warning system: they were the first to spot the vital importance of Tiswas and if it had not been for their keen eyes I might have been much slower to notice that Lucy in Dallas had no neck.

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